FUNNY JOKES (The Spanish Computer)

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la Casa.""Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?
"Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether"computer"
should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender
("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won. Don't they always.
(Source: talkjesus.com)

PRECIOUS BOY

This is precious shortly before his 1st birthday.
The joy of a mother know no bound. This is my wife in a happy mood playing with her son. 

My Executive Vice Chairman

This is Mr Kunle Ogunmefun, the Executive Vice Chairman of Bluebird Communications
We call him "Big Bros" but his friends call him "PANAKI"
He is an amiable gentle and hardworking man.We all agree he is extremely hardworking. Anytime he goes out to meet the client, a brief must come back with him.
He is God fearing and He's married with two kids.

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THIS NA SEYE

This is a first for me and i'm having real fun. Just yesterday i completed my web presence on google page. its on and running now. You want to see it. Click here. It took me three days. You are laughing. Well three day to me deserve a pat in the back. I'm not a webmaster. Here I am today with a new blog. Never mind, I'm being fascinated day by day about web pages and publication. Anyway Welcome.

On this page you'll get to read more about me my creative thoughts and happenings around me here in Nigeria, My family, Friends and my loving career, Advertising.

Want to know more about me! Read the lines below.

Seye is a stickler for the unusual, a graduate of Graphic Design from Yaba College Of Technology.

I started my career in advertising in 1991 and has worked with Magnum Gold Limited
(Now M-Gold Communications), Eminent Communications as an Art Director before joining Bluebird.

I presently oversee the Creative activities here in Bluebird Communications

Seye is a registered Associate Member of The Advertising Practitioners Council of Nigeria (APCON)